Sunday, April 27, 2008
If you enjoy watching old reruns of classic flicks over loud commentaries and even louder laughter, look no further for we're the kakis for you.We've watch over the weekend not 1, 2 or 3 movies but a jaw dropping siliva dripping whore moaning(You get my point.) grand total of 5 movies!!!
A definite must-watch for all you sick shites out there.
One of Stephen Chow's best.
Man why can't I have so many wives like him?
Completely vulgur comedy.
I've watch it way over 10 times. Its that good.
Yes we're bored, posses really lame taste(Unfortunately.) for movies and pretty much lacking in the department of creativity when it comes to passing time. But I figured you couldn't be doing any better if you're here reading this.
Songbo!
Before you close this window off in anger(Yes I know you're a petty chickenshite.), I'll let you in on another dumbshite tale to make all that insulting comments at you all worthwhile.
While heading home from Gimo's place last night, Dom offered me and Wei Jian a ride home. So we went wandering the dark carpark looking for Dom's car as he apparently forgot where he left it which is a pretty common affliction amongst drivers.
However after 5 minutes or so of combing the place from end to end, Dom realised that he didn't drive that day. HAHAHA OMFG!!!
It may be 'cause the lack of too much sleep over the weekends from our nocturnal activities coupled with all that lying down he did over at Gimo's place that resulted in the hilarity.
But still its no reason to be exempted from years of collective ridicule in years to come.
Wish you had friends like us eh?
FUNKED IT ALL UP ON 11:55:00 PM
Monday, April 21, 2008
My Poly gathering!
To be totally honest upfront (Which is pretty rare. My life's a lie so you see the irony.), I was pretty sloshed that night so this recount's alignment to the actual truth is pretty much in doubt. But still its my blog so you'll have to STFU and just read on. =)
Friendly ain't I?
You need more work on your sacarstic look.
Anyway its been 2 years, give or take a few months, since I've partake in one of my heartwarming (And intoxicating.) poly gatherings!
Now where's that knife...
For those who seriously don't have an inkling of a clue as to why, I can only say in part its my own spinelessness for not standing up for what I truely want and in part my Ex's iron fisted rule over me.
But at least its over. So there I was at the gathering, late by an hour yet earlier than most.
Tim, Jeremy, Zul and Rayvee(Of course Rayvee was there! It's his house you dumbshit.) was already on the scene preparing our dinner.
The chow! Wipe that drool off your chin.
And what did I do? I fed the fish. I'm the essence of helpfullness.
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If you fall in, we'll have to use a net to haul you out. Or whatever is left of you
Soon after the dinner table was set, guest started to roll in and the feast began!
For the 'n' time, stop comparing my height with Jeremy's!
Zul and me! Camwhores for life!
Chris and me. And no we can't wipe that grin off our faces.
We all look so happy eh?
Gerald, me, Ah Wee & Timmy o'boy. Man my drunken look sucks.
Chris(Back), Tim, Zul, Kah Wee & yours truely. Don't slouch like me kids.
I've introduced them already so don't ask again. LEARN2REMEMBER!.
Yummy!
We ate, laugh, ate somemore, burp and still we ate. Rinse and repeat.
Incidentally that day's gathering was also in part a celebration for Steven's birthday. And I only found that out after the guys whipped out the cake and the gift.
Jeez some kinda friend I am eh?
The man himself.
A birthday cake without candles is never complete.
Steven's faverite mag.
A picture of Steven after he found out that I was given to him as a gift as well.
It wasn't soon until Tim and Steven whipped out the liquor and started poisoning us, or particular me in this matter. It has gotta do with my lack of capacity for anything stronger than Coke and my drunken antics.
What's your poison?
My resistance didn't make it through the first few polite offers, so inevitibly I drank. And drank.
Proof that they really tried to get me drunk!
Don't really remember who took this photo.
Taken when I was pretty sloshed.
Drunk and taken advantage off. LOOK AT THE HAND!
And before I know it, I was home. Sorry for the exclusion of probably the entire later half of the gathering. Incoherent bits and pieces of memory are not really blog worthy.
P.S Sorry for those sms I sent during my drunken stupor.
Sorry folks...
FUNKED IT ALL UP ON 11:50:00 PM
My first Meet-A-New-Friend session kicked off with a scam by Wanyi(She could be donating her blood to save the dying but for all we care, she's still scamming!) on last Friday night to head over to town for dinner.
Why can't they come over to Jurong East? It's like the new Orchard!
Okay I'm deluding myself.
Anyways so me and Gimo head over and stuffed ourselves for dinner at this pseudo Hongkong restaurant in Cineleisure with Wanyi and her classmates. The food was on par with can food and instant noodles but the company was stellar.
Wanyi and Eliz was the mark for our harmless ridicule which goes without saying. Germaine on the other hand got lucky as we had some semblence of etiquette to not engaged someone we've just met in friendly mockery. Yet. =)
Daniel, whose name I asked for thrice(Sorry I'm an airhead.) was every bit as hilarious as the rest of us. Andrew, the Vanness clone joined us slightly later along with Jasmine and Dom arriving near the end of the meal!
Daniel, Germaine, Wanyi and Eliz!
The teasing between us(Her classmates included.) went to and fro, with a little sidedish of small talk filling up the supposed silence between each bout of laughter.
I for one chatted mostly with Eliz(But not exclusively. She's attached for the love of god!) and albeit it has been 6 months since I've last saw her, it felt as though not a day has passed since we last spoke as such.
The 2 cousins. Didn't I mention?
And she's gotten prettier too. You go girl!
Made from fresh leftovers. Who wants to puke?
The KTV session that we're to have after was changed to a near midnight movie instead, with Daniel and Andrew making a move first.
So we bought the tickets to Definitely Maybe and chilled out at Heeren's NYDC while waiting for the time to speed by us. In between the slurps of Lemon Shiver and bites of Ugly Cake, I got to know Jasmin and Germaine a little better.
5 minutes into the conversation with Jasmin and it was evident that she's by far the most candid person I've known. Honesty was so thick in her speech I could cut it with a knife! For me it was both shocking as well as refreshing to being spoken to in such forthright manner, especially for someone you've just met.
I did talk to Germaine too and boy was it a real challenge. I could barely make out what she was saying as she was a softspoken person, drowned out by the ambient symphony of indistinctive chatter.
It's one of the few times I'd wish that there's subtitle in real life. LOL!
However the auditory obstacle neither diminished not warped my perception of her friendly humor in the least. She's definitely someone you can spend laughing your life away with.
Before we know it, time did flew by us, Thomas was sitting beside me and was finishing my Lemon Shiver! LEECHER!
Maybe it was Wanyi's foul smell that droved Jasmin to leave for home (Usually she smells worse. LOL! KIDDING ON THE WHOLE ODOR THING!!!), but on the bright side, we had Ken, Germaine's friend to join us for the movie in Jasmin's stead.
The movie was everything it's said to be. Funny, romantic, and too long! A perfect movie to watch on those gloomy Sundays when you're all alone.
Be my April?
With Gimo, Wanyi, Dom and Thomas's Muah Trip on the day after, everyone parted ways shortly after the rolling of the credits and left for home.
P.S. I really need to blog more frequently.
FUNKED IT ALL UP ON 6:41:00 PM
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Day 2 Evening and Whatever That's Left of the TripSo back we went with renewed vigor and piqued interest to the other casino after Gimo's discovery of the Texas Hodem table there.
Sigh.
There I sat for four hours, give or take, accompanying them as an unpaid hostess through their many "Nabei" and "Huat arh!".
Thank god that the pit boss(A term used on supervisor for a cluster of tables.) stationed there was drop dead gorgeous and so the hours sped past without much of my knowledge.
Her name's Cindy by the way. Do look her up if you chance upon the table. Better yet, intro me!
I'm such a desperate bugger.
Reaching my limit of gambling one such as me could stomach, I excused myself and head back to our hotel room before my disgust becomes overly apparent. There's only a fine line between entertainment and obsession with my mates edging over to the latter.
Do pardon my warped sense of moralities. All I could say is I was shaped so by my upbringing.
A bath, a subsequent nap and I was awakened to the incessant chattering brought about by Gimo, Wanyi, Thomas and Dom. My friends had finally came back to me! Woohoo!
I joined and chip in my 2 cents on the private issues we were discussing(You're not invited!). It didn't take long for us to realise that it was bloody late and so we wisely retired for the night.
But not before taking some pictures!!!
Hot or what?
Dom sold his soul and got 60 Ringit. Lucky fella!
My pathetic winnings. Though it seems more than Dom's, I only won 25 Ringit compared to his 60 Ringit.
Cocky shite! Where's a shotgun when you need one?
But she never treat me!
Who wants to rob Thomas with me?
This time round we woke up on the next day as planned. We were up and about at 8 plus headed for the complimentary breakfast buffet we sorely missed on the morning before. It nearly reach the standards of pig fodder but it however did filled us up.
Ah Yuan in his room!
I stand corrected. Its more of a pig sty.
Bloody good view. Can I take it home?
Got so thirsty meh?!
I guess my displeasure regarding their gambling was too apparent the day before so Gimo, Dom and Thomas decided to placate me by watching a movie with me.
But where's Wanyi you ask? AT THE CASINO STILL!!!
The new benchmark for TRASH!
It has got to be the worse movie ever. Period. Shitty story line, serious lack of martial arts in a supposed martial arts movie accompanied by deplorable acting can really bring out one's vulgarities, even outta saints.
And to stress our point even further, the Osim massaging chairs were the only reason we stayed on after the first half hour of the movie!
15 Ringit for 1 hour plus of massage! Who cares what they show!
Cursing and swearing, we did a little last minute shopping for our respective love ones, met up with the rest of the troupe and boarded the ride back to our land of apparent freedom, Singapore!
What's she smiling for?
So that's my first trip overseas after my re-entry back to singlehood. It was heartwarming to bask in my friends' company and I was more than glad to be so readily accepted back into clique after my self imposed exile.
Thanks guys! You make this shite of a life worth living!
End of Trip
FUNKED IT ALL UP ON 10:47:00 AM
Wednesday, April 09, 2008
Day 2 AfternoonWe awoke on the 2nd day of our Genting trip, grumbling and punctuating ourselves every now and then with selected choice of curses. Those weren't hurled at Dommi'o'boy who was the first to rise (Surprisingly!) and subsequently woke the rest of us up. Neither were they hurled at the fact we're sneezing our noses off nor at the freezing cold.
Day 2 started at 1pm ++. LOL!
We scrambled for the toilet and washed up, dressed up and ready to roll in a mere 30mins(Fast or what? I guess its more along the lines of "or what".).
Anyways shortly after we formed up ranks with Thomas and Mingyuan from the other room, we went(They went, I was dragged along!) over to Pizza Hut for lunch!
Dom to Mingyuan: Not happy is it? Go there settle lar!
Mingyuan to Dom: ... (Insert blur cock face.)
Aunty: Zzzzz...
Wanyi: CHEESE!!!
The Hungry-Bear-Traps-Silly-Goose formation.
Don't mind us we just decors around Gimo and his mummy.
Spokesperson for "Ah-Long and You PTE LTD". Your one stop to instant loans, harresment and whoopass.
The new skunk-based colonge and its victim
For the record, I HATE CHEESE!!! DEATH TO THE COWS! AND DON'T FORGET GOATS AND WHAT NOT!
*Composes myself*
Many hungry gulps, a few struggled munches and too many a burp later, and lunch was over. We sat around after the plates were clear and decided what's gonna be our itinerary for the rest of the day.
Gimo, heart filled with vengeance from Day 1's defeat, went ahead to do battle with casino with his trusty sidekick, aunty, in tow. Together, Genting Casino shall fall!!!
The rest of us pseudo thrill seeking folks settled for the amusement park and went head on to scare the living shite outta ourselves!
A picture first before anyone gets scared to death.
Time seemed to left the amusement park unravaged, in boring sorta way. The rides are the same, landscape remained the same, heck even the decor remained the same. Sheesh.
To make matters worse, our maiden ride of the day, the Science Capsule totally suck. I believe the designer of the ride thought that vertical rotating walls, minor rocking and the nausea that follows were pretty thrilling.
I could derived more excitment from staring at dirt.
Despite the enormity of our disappointment, we found ourselves still scrambling up that stairs and down that slope like energizer bunnies, hyper with the excitement at the thought of trying out other rides.
I was too scared to ride on it.
There goes her lunch. Any other takers?
What goes upppppppppppppppppp....... Must come downnnnnnnnnnnn....
In the presences of what my mates termed "Suicide Machine", my palms wetted itself and my breathe came in short pants. I was that scared.
Don't judge me. I reckon you'll be scared shiteless too even if you had guts the size of Texas.
After the ride, I had jelly for legs and could only managed to spew forth vulgarities and other incoherent shite while wobbling about.
As if to mock me further, Wanyi the only girl in the group, pushed for the lot of us to go for a second ride. They did, after much persuasion, with me and Thomas staring with unblinking eyes at their raising and plunging forms.
Thinking three would be a charm, Wanyi unthinkingly asked(More like jeered!) us to ride again. If she really went for a third ride, she would have been ridding it alone!
We gathered what was left of our composure and fled the vicinity before anyone of us succumbs to her taunting again and headed for safer rides elsewhere.
From their terrified expresion, one can tell that they're a bunch of chickenshite!
Caught in the act!
We started along the route to the water rides and got sidetracked to a archery range along the way. Thinking that we get to shoot for free(And seeing from afar that the employees were babes.) we went on in to try our hand(Literally.) at being the next Legolas!
Up close the instructors were babes. Unfortunately on the other hand, the arrows were leagues from being free.
Ready, aim, smile!
Our shifus and us. Don't play play.
I guess only me and Thomas totally enjoyed the experience. Probably 'cause we managed to get a hang of it after filling target boards and walls alike with 1/2 of our arrows.
"Enjoyed" in this case would be somehow striking on a far softer note after I tell you that we were so into it, we couldn't help but 'borrowed' both Mingyuan's and Dom's ammo.
What about Wanyi? The day anyone gives her a bow and arrow is the day I run for cover. LOL!
How I wish your face were there. Sigh.
It was an hour before the amusement park closes for the night when we emptied our quiver at the archery range. Trying hard to stretch the dollar spent on admission, we hurried our asses along to whatever rides we still haven't been on.
Our anxious wandering ultimately led us back to the racing cart track that caught our eye on our first pass.
Time to film our own INITIAL D!!!
Getting our hair permed!
First off, we have Dom, Speed Devil of Teban!
Secondly, Mingyuan, Ah Toot from China-barbi-land!
Lastly, Thomas, Peter Shawn Michael's cousin's mother-in-law's neighbour's pet's vet's nurse's son's classmate's friend.
Of course we didn't drift. Else we would've been splattered a few thousand feet below. Jeez.
But we did road hogged, tailgated and even deliberately crashed into each other! Too bad we didn't managed to run someone off the cliffs.
KIDDING!
With minutes left before they let the guard dogs out to feast off tourists, we went for 1 last ride for the day on the Flying-Merry-Go-Round.
Wanyi thought she left her hand behind and started to looking for it.
Kidding! She's just trying to let u see how conservative she is, wearing 3 jackets! Talk about Ba Zhang!
The last ride ended our day at the amusement park with a blast. Stay tune for Day 2 Evening of the Genting trip!
End of Day 2 Afternoon
FUNKED IT ALL UP ON 7:29:00 PM