Friday, July 11, 2008
So I guess this will be the customarily morbid last post that'll I'll always post before I go off the grid.Be it I step on land mine in Vietnam and blow myself to smithereens or get gutted in some dark alleyway in Thailand by a gang of transvesites and left to die in some refuse choked gutter, these are the things that I wouldn't do even so:
1) Transfer whatever pitiful money I have left to you.
2) Name you the benificery to my *Inserts Smigel's voice* preciousssssss DVD collection.
3) Donate to you my kidneys, cornea and even testicles be it upon my long overdued demise.
But there is one actual perk that'll benifit you greedy gits should I make it back in one piece and kicking.
You'll get souvenirs!
Why wait? Pray for my safety now!
Till then, take care mates and try not to choke on your meals. Really.
FUNKED IT ALL UP ON 11:19:00 AM