Friday, March 14, 2008
I've finally had a haircut (Look below you dork!). Ain't impressive but fairly acceptable.
I look like crap. But so do you!
It was way~ overdued anyway. I was starting to look like a bushman. *Shudders*.
Anyway I came across this very interesting article whilest watching the aunty snipping away my hair. Apparently it states that men will never have a blissful love life.
The article states that women choose their partners according to looks due to genes messing with their mind.
In a nutshell, the female mind categorize the ugly, nerdy, despite being caring and understanding, type of men into marriage material.
On the other hand, men who are macho, handsome, regardless of how characteristically flawed they are (ephumism for bastard. But I guess you get the point.) are thrown into fling material catergory. Bastards are such babe magnets.
Life's unfair, no?
Which comes to say women most definately will love(Feeling and making. LOL!) the Fling type more than the Marriage type but their relationship with the Fling type will never last until the end of the month. Week even.
And it all boils down the fact you'll be either:
A)In a marriage with a wife who doesn't love you and most probably doesn't enjoy making love to you all that much or,
B)Having tons of sex, affection and attention, however shortlived, and inevitably dying a pathetic and lonely old man.
So where does that leave us?
I owed Winnie some money and she hung not 1 but a pack full of pig head outside my house. New age Ah Long!
And it's edible too!
FUNKED IT ALL UP ON 4:43:00 PM