Sunday, August 07, 2005
*R(21) Material. Viewers' discretion adviced*I'm just blowing off some steam here. Don't take it for real viewers. Now time for some sadistic fun!
For those typical Joes and Janes who are A)Too poor to own a bike B)Too smart to purchase a car in Singapore, I'm sure you had shared my plight.
Typical scene involving inconsiderate sons/daughters/fags/les of bitches. What can we do to improve the situation?
I would suggest installing a gattling turrets on board every bus in Singapore.
*Announcing* Dear passengers, please do not stand too close to avoid getting your personal articles soiled with blood and god-knows-what. Thank you and have a nice trip. LOL!
Oh my gosh. It's really heartwarming to see such a grotesquely pleasing ending. I think I'm gonna cry.
Some are just pleased to be able to move to the back, while others are delighted for the display of gore and savagery. Well this is Singapore.
If you think that only passengers' inconsiderate ill-mannerism attributes to a displeasing bus ride, you must have overlooked another key element. The driver.
One would assume with that a metropolitan that boast of its tertiary industries would really have substantial truth behind its claim. One would thus be WRONG!
Here I share with you the actually happenings of my ride. I'm no driver, but I can tell you that none should accelerate towards a red light.
And to make matters worse, the driver slams the brake. >.< WTF! Are our driving tests seriously flawed?
You don't need a mechanics engineer to tell you the repercussions of acceleration, coupled with subsequent braking world be devastating.
However I've come up with the solution to unpleasant bus rides, and hopefully revolutionize our entire tertiary industries. Time to advertise for a new driver.
Sure my methods may seem a tat too harsh and inhumane, perhaps raise certain issues with Human Rights advocates and their supporters. And inevitably lead to war with countries which was built upon ideals that oppose methods of mine.
But at least we get significanlty more enjoyable bus rides. Ain't that something to be glad for? LMAO!
FUNKED IT ALL UP ON 11:53:00 PM